| i have been listening to the flobots today and, while their flo is indeed hell of tite yo, i have taken issue with a particular point of scientific accuracy in their (otherwise exceptional) song 'handlebars'. physics peeps, please correct me if i'm wrong.
i can lead a nation with a microphone
with a microphone
with a microphone
and i can split the atoms of a molecule
of a molecule
of a molecule
my beef: clearly they're talking about nuclear fission (The Bomb!), but you wouldn't split the atom of a molecule -- as far as weapons-grade fissile materials go, there's pretty much just a few different uranium and plutonium isotopes to work with, the groupings of which would not - i think! - be properly called molecules. the term molecule always says to me a couple of different kinds of atoms bound together, like you'd have with a water molecule or whatever. i base this assertion on one semester of chemistry that i passed by the skin of my teeth almost 7 years ago.
in an atomic weapon (a fission one anyway), you've got a hunk of whatever your fissionable material is -- ideally, a chunk of metal with as much of whatever your isotope of choice is as possible. a pretty good one for that purpose is uranium 235 -- the term 'enriched weapons grade uranium' that you hear bandied about on the history channel and alarmist news broadcasts refers to the concentration of that isotope in relation to the other, less fissile isotopes (like u-238). in the weapon's nuclear target, obviously it won't be pure uranium 235 - even with all the practice the world's biggest and baddest nuclear superpower's got (that's us baby! the original atomic gangstas -- oppenheimer 4 lyfe yo), the highest u235 concentrations we can manage are around 85 to 90% or so, and the target isn't likely to even be completely pure uranium at all, there's likely to be some unwanted carbon or some shit in there.
at any rate, would the grouping of those metallic uranium isotopes properly be called molecules? are the flobots properly accurate in their claimed ability to "split the atoms of a molecule", or would it have been better to use a word other than molecule? it's not like the word molecule rhymed with anything in that or any other verse, so even creative license is suspect as reason for the usage of a technically incorrect word.
i realize that i'm splitting hair-atoms here, but it's really annoying me. also i am very bored. | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment   |
| my girlfriend is phenomenal.
i don't know how i've managed to find somebody so caring, so understanding, so absolutely loving, and so thoroughly strange -- but i love her to pieces. =) | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
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| i'm going to tell you all a little story about a friend i used to have. this was a person who was near and dear to my heart, though i haven't seen her in years. as of yesterday, she is still near and dear to me, but i don't expect i'll ever talk to her again.
it's a sad story, on several different levels.
we went to high school together, her and i, and for a time she called me her best friend in the world. she was my closest friend as well, but of course, time and distance being what they are, we drifted apart. she moved away, i moved away, she moved back, and i didn't. sometimes i call her while i'm driving to clients across the northeast, and we catch up a little bit.
she's in kind of a rough place right now. she started going out with a fellow far her senior, who hasn't treated her with the respect or caring she so richly deserves. as near as i've been able to ascertain, he hasn't treated her with the respect or caring i afford a wino who accosts me in the street, but it's her life and she needs to live it as she chooses.
an unexpected pregnancy and a shotgun wedding later, there's two little children who have become caught up in this mess, and from all i've been able to tell the entire affair has descended into madness and chaos.
there are ups and downs, of course. the unexpected pregnancy has turned into two beautiful little girls (i'm sure that they are beautiful, though i've never met them), and the elderly gentleman with whom my friend has become mired has shown himself to be controlling, domineering, abusive, unfaithful, and generally speaking the sort of prick you hear about on lifetime movies. i'm sure they have a good time sometimes. i hope that they do. i probably just don't really hear about the good times, but holy shit do i hear about a lot of bad ones.
my friend still loves him -- for reasons that neither i nor the livejournal community that is her outlet can understand (stockholm syndrome perhaps?), but again, it's her life and she needs to live it as she chooses. i don't doubt that she does. my friend is a very caring person, who loves those that she loves with an intensity that i will never know.
as anybody reading this who knows me even a little bit *also* knows, i am (i like to think) a pretty decent guy. i care about my friends, i treat people with respect, and i try to be a good person.
i'm also a bitter, cynical, sarcastic, crude, tasteless asshole, which is old news to anybody who's ever spoken to me for more than 30 seconds at a time. certainly my particular blend of tasteless humor is well known to my friend mentioned above.
all of that is background information, much of which many of you already know.
so, with the preamble out of the way, i can proceed to telling my story.
for quite some time, my friend was struggling with some apparent infidelity on her husband's behalf -- some pretty inappropriate text messages were found on his phone ("hey ****, when do i get to tap that big black booty again?", among other, more hilarious examples), some emails were found, etc. she dealt with this in her own way, namely to internalize things, and i lent my support where i could. i also made some pretty inappropriate jokes about it after the furor had died down, because, shit. if you can't laugh at things getting dicked up in your life, why bother living it?
like i said, i'm a sarcastic, tasteless asshole.
in the interest of full disclosure, these are the text messages i sent, the first one in the beginning of may and the latter ones in the middle of may:
"Pssssst! Hey! It's your secret lover, Dan! Call me!
xoxoxo ;)
(seriously tho, give me a call)
her reply:
"You goose!"
a couple days later she called me back, we chatted for a while, caught up, talked about the family, etc. (i was driving home from philadelphia at the time, or maybe driving there. i have to drive to philadelphia a lot, and calling people i don't hear from often otherwise is how i pass a lot of the time.)
a couple weeks later, i sent another one:
"Hey xxxxxxxx, it's your strictly, platonic friend Dan, with whom absolutely nothing illicit or extramarital is going on at all! Just wondering when our next "meeting" will be ;)
Yep, just two old friends meeting for coffee, that's us! Ha ha!
p.s., i'm all out of lube"
(i had been stuck in traffic for 3 hours on the george washington bridge when i sent that one. the crux of the joke there is that she's caught more than a few text messages like these from her husband to various anonymous women, which were *not* done in jest. i thought it was suitably inappropriate and hilarious, and enough time had passed since those incidents that a tasteless comment could at least be tasteless *and funny*, or so i had thought)
her reply:
"You truly are ridiculous and inappropriate. How about coffee w all 4 of us?"
"Hey, I aim to please! I can't this weekend but maybe next Saturday stephl and I could head down to ol' connectibutt? I'm dying to meet Frick & Frack!
and your husband
I *guess*"
clearly, she got the joke. i'd like to point out again that i still have not seen her in nearly two years, and i haven't even met her two daughters (who i just call frick & frack -- like i said, i'm an asshole)
again, we chatted for a little while on the phone, had a few laughs, and went about our merry ways. she even had a post the other day that sounded like things were looking up between her and her beau -- huzzah! perhaps things over there have finally settled down, and they can start acting like a normal family.
clearly, that is not the case.
as i was leaving work yesterday, i checked my phone, and found that my friend had called me -- pretty rare, typically when i call her she doesn't answer, and i might get a call back in a few days or a week or two. not only had she called me though, she'd called me *five times* within the past 20 minutes, so i called her back -- in tears, she tells me i need to talk to her husband.
i've never met this man, or spoken to him at all, but the first words out of his mouth are: "ARE YOU FUCKING MY WIFE? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY WIFE? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE"
"woah, buddy. relax."
"HOW CAN YOU TALK TO A MAN'S WIFE LIKE THIS? YOU SICK FUCK, THAT IS A MAN'S WIFE! LUBE? YOU FUCKING THINK THIS IS FUNNY?"
"dude. you need to calm down. it was a joke, i'm sorry."
he just kept swearing for a while. i told him to calm down, and tried to explain that no, i was not fucking his wife -- i was joking around with an old friend of mine. he didn't get it, and just kept swearing. i apologized again a few times, and eventually my friend took the phone back. she explained that this looks really bad, and that she should probably not talk to me for a while, if ever again.
i suppose he has a right to be angry. the messages i sent are, yeah, pretty inappropriate -- i didn't think anything of it at the time, because i'm a pretty inappropriate sort of dude. i just thought it was funny. clearly he doesn't, and has taken things personally. i heard him shouting "WHERE THE FUCK DOES HE LIVE" a couple times in the background while my friend explained that she can never talk to me again. some people can take a joke, and some people cannot -- my big mouth has finally gotten somebody into some pretty serious trouble.
at this point, i am now legitimately worried for my friend's safety. i don't like her husband (i've still never met the man, nor spoken to him other than the 2 minutes of screaming at me he did yesterday), and i don't like the way that he treats her. it's none of my business, though, and she needs to live her own life, but this man is going to be trouble. i fear that i have incited this family to distress and chaos the likes of which it has not known for quite some time.
to my friend:
if you're reading this, again, i'm sorry for the trouble that i've caused you. you've been a good friend for a very long time, and know that i still care about you, and your well being. if never speaking to me again is what will make the peace and happiness i hope you have someday possible, then may we never converse again, but please -- don't let this monster control your life, don't let him abuse you, and don't let him abuse your children. you deserve better.
to my friend's husband:
you're a fucking asshole. i hope you die in a fire.
there is serenity in chaos, the principia says -- seek ye the eye of the hurricane. i hope my friend can find a storm shelter. | | comments: 6 comments or Leave a comment |
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| team thunderhorse strikes again!
ran a 90-minute kart enduro at f1 boston outdoors with the bmwcca on sunday, with my friends erik and korey.
korey does a fair amount of karting, but erik and i do so infrequently at best -- perhaps twice, maybe three times a year.
these are not kiddie go-karts -- they'll get up to nearly 60 mph, and it's a 1.x mile long outdoor road course. these are 9 hp race karts (9 hp doesn't sound like much, but on a kart it is a lot of power).
out of a field of 19 people -- many of whom brought not only their own helmets, but their own neck braces, side braces, and fire suits as well -- our team qualified third.
we finished second place.
SUCK IT, BMW SNOBS =D
4-hour enduro this fall... FUCK YES. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| a bit belated, but here is my unsolicited livejournal review of the new david fincher movie, done in handy step-by-step recipe format:
1: mix together equal parts forrest gump and fried green tomatoes. stir in just a dash of flowers for algernon.
2: put it in your fanciest serving dish, and bake it for WAY the fuck too long. it doesn't matter what temperature you bake it at, it's going to be crap anyway. what's important is that it's served up by brad pitt.
THE END | | comments: Leave a comment |
| fuck yes!
i could not be more pleased with the results of this election.
obama is the president elect, thank bob, but! but but but!
more importantly to the residents of the fine commonwealth of massachusetts, at least 65% of them anyway, question #2 has passed! =D
for those NOT from massachusetts, mass ballot question #2 was a measure asking to decriminalize the wacky tobacky. not to legalize it mind you, just to decriminalize it. now, if you are caught with an ounce or less of marijuana, you A, forfeit your weed, and B, have to pay a $100 fine. no criminal record, no jail time -- it's not unlike a jaywalking ticket.
woo! | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
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paul newman has terminal cancer.
he's not expected to live past this september.
wednesday, they shut down limerock park for an hour and a half so he could make some goodbye laps in his 'vette gtr1, of course sporting the trademark bob sharp racing red-white-and-blue. this is probably the saddest thing i've heard in months.
for those who didn't know, paul newman is one of my many heroes in this world -- he was a movie star, *still is* a race-car driver (formerly a championship-winning driver for datsun, and at 70 years old was STILL an active member of a winning race team), a philanthropist, and puts on the best god damned fireworks show in the state of connecticut. he is the proverbial one hell of a guy, last of a dying breed, and he is going to die inside of a month.
this makes me incredibly sad -- this is how i felt when i heard that douglas adams had passed on.
here's to you, paul. you've had a hell of a life, you've done an enormous amount of good, and you've done it with style. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| unplanned side benefit to being in the pacific timezone:
adult swim starts at 8:00 PM. home movies is on by 10:30 at night.
woo! | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| there are many things in this world that can make one feel particularly old.
tonight's specific instance: a commercial for a cd, probably from time life or some shit, with a collection of various 'grunge and alternative hits' and such.
BUZZ CUTS, TEH GREATEST OF ALTERNATIVE ROCK HURRRRRR
(is basically the gist of it)
there's the age-old saw about collections like this, ostensibly the music popular when you were a kid, making one feel one's age, but that's not why this makes me feel old.
what makes me feel especially old here is that this is all shit that i had outgrown and considered juvenile when it was brand new. i was *already old* when this crap was relevant, and now there's an entire new set of people being made to feel old by it. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| Area-51® m15x
Display:
15.4" WideUXGA 1920 x 1200 LCD (1080p)
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Wireless:
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Sound Card:
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SWEET JESUS I CANNOT WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS THING | | comments: 10 comments or Leave a comment |
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